Oh Life

Life is a pair of blue jeans

It would be boring if it's plain and perfect.

That's why Vivienne Westwood puts painting on it,

That's why Versace makes tacks-inlaid on it,

That's why Dolce&Gabbana sets cracks on it,

That's why Levi's brushes white stripes on it.


So I think it might be fun to have some shit dipped on my jeans.

Better than a plain perfect jeans at least. 


I once convinced that Life's a bitch

because when you think can life be sucked any more, it does

because when you finally start to appreciate life, it screwed you over. 


But this is it, my jeans and my life 

craps and diamond are both welcomed.